MOM: Just thought I would tell u good night. Your dad worked in yard today got his panties in flower bed looks nice. He will work on yours tomorrow. Love yo
ME: Why do you keep face timing me and then hanging up lol
DAD: Sorry… I’m playing around. Didn’t know it was going through. I’m sick with a cold and bored as hell. I guess it shows.
DAD: I’ve even been face timing myself.
DAD: How long should I bake the cookies for? The instructions say 9-11 minutes.
ME: I do 5 on each rack, so 10 total.
DAD: What do you mean by each rack? The bottom then the top?
ME: Yes if you put two trays in at once
DAD: What if I only put one in at a time? Do I still follow that approach, and, if so, does it matter if I do the top or bottom first?
ME: Then just do 10 mins on the middle rack.
DAD: OK. Thanks. Might have more questions. Waiting for butter to soften up.
Things people think about on their first day of work.
Kids being honestly funny.