funny links of the week

MOM: Please don’t text me for the next hour I’m going to be on the treadmill. 
ME: I wasn’t planning on texting you. 
MOM: What did I just say? 

DAD: I know Matt’s busy at work, but we’re going to call to say Happy Birthday anyway! 
ME: Ok 
(5 minutes later) 
DAD: Can you send me his number again? Your mother and I just sang happy birthday to a stranger. ME: YOU’RE KIDDING. 
DAD: No. The guy who answered was very confused. Number please. 

MOM: Hey ru coming home soon? 
ME: I’m not sure yet, why? 
MOM: The dog just puked on ur bed and i dont wanna clean it up. if u rnt home in a bit ill just put the comforter outside. sry for opening ur door even though it was closed, he looked like he was gonna puke so i figured it would be best in ur room. luv u! 

Love me some puns

This is mostly me. 

How to piss off a designer. 

1 comment:

Jenna Griffin | Gold & Bloom said...

Hahahaha, so funny! Are those texts ones that happened with y'all or are they from that website? The name "Matt" threw me off. Hehe.

By the way, I love your new blog look! It looks really good!