MOM: Please don’t text me for the next hour I’m going to be on the treadmill.
ME: I wasn’t planning on texting you.
MOM: What did I just say?
DAD: I know Matt’s busy at work, but we’re going to call to say Happy Birthday anyway!
(5 minutes later)
DAD: Can you send me his number again? Your mother and I just sang happy birthday to a stranger.
ME: YOU’RE KIDDING.
DAD: No. The guy who answered was very confused. Number please.
MOM: Hey ru coming home soon?
ME: I’m not sure yet, why?
MOM: The dog just puked on ur bed and i dont wanna clean it up. if u rnt home in a bit ill just put the comforter outside. sry for opening ur door even though it was closed, he looked like he was gonna puke so i figured it would be best in ur room. luv u!
Love me some puns.
This is mostly me.
How to piss off a designer.