what is lady gaga wearing?

MOM: I need a get-rich-quick scheme 
ME: can we sell our kidneys? 
MOM: no we need our spare kidney for when alcohol kills the first one 

DAD: hello son. I need you to call me as soon as you get this. I am using good grammar because your mom said it bugs you when I dont. Sorry I didnt use an apostraphe I dont know how. I also dont know how to do a zero. I still use a capital O. Actually you dont have to call me anymore. 
ME: how long did that take you to write? 
DAD: lets just say funniest home videos is almost over. 

ME: did you see the beach boys are playing? 
DAD: ok, that’s great, but WHAT IS LADY GAGA WEARING?

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