MOM: Grandma has cats on her socks.
ME: Oh that’s nice.
MOM: Word. What are you doing?
ME: At someone’s house
MOM: Oh. Is it a fun party atmosphere?
ME: I guess
MOM: Have fun and remember to act like a lady.
MOM: No drinking n pukin
MOM: That is NOT ladylike
MOM: where are you
ME: School.. haha
MOM: if youhave money go rent ernest saves xmas
MOM: Grandparents found ur red thong in the black suit case. grandpa thought it was a headband and wore it while cutting the lawn.
MOM: Hey, what is a “hipster”?
ME: Lol, it’d take too long to explain over text.
MOM: You are one of them aren’t you?
Such a great photobomb.