MOM: Please take the children out of the freezer if still frozen.
YOU: I don’t even want to look in the freezer now.
MOM: don’t know if this is true but please be careful. people putting infected hiv needles under gas pump handles and people getting stuck and infected
MOM: in fl and east coast
MOM: never mind. dad googled it. it is not real.
DAD: Where are you? YMWTK
ME: I’m at Starbucks. What is YMWTK?
DAD: Your mother wants to know.
MOM: So, I just had a realization. When I am playing Angry Birds and it says ‘new high score’ it only means me!!!! Duh!!!! And since it is the first time I am playing most of the games it means nothing. It is true, if it seems too good to be true, it is too good to be true.
DAD: Hello. Do you mind going in the garage and quietly bringing me a beera???
ME: sure daddy o____O what is a beera??? It’s BEER