11.15.2013

fruits by the feet

MOM: the house down the street got busted for a meth lab. There is caution tape and it is quarantined and everything. 
ME: That is crazy! Do you know the people? 
MOM: No, but they didn’t water their lawn so I was not surprised. 

MOM: I just found out what YOLO means. Of course I don’t believe in it. 
ME: Don’t forget the fruit by the foots! 
MOM: Nope 
MOM: Fruits by the feet 

MOM: Hahaha that is so funny. I would say rofl but am in car. rocml 
ME: what? 
MOM: rolling on car mat laughing 

DAD: I WANT TO DRIVE THE VETTE TOPLESS 
ME: … you or the car?

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