MOM: the house down the street got busted for a meth lab. There is caution tape and it is quarantined and everything.
ME: That is crazy! Do you know the people?
MOM: No, but they didn’t water their lawn so I was not surprised.
MOM: I just found out what YOLO means. Of course I don’t believe in it.
ME: Don’t forget the fruit by the foots!
MOM: Fruits by the feet
MOM: Hahaha that is so funny. I would say rofl but am in car. rocml
MOM: rolling on car mat laughing
DAD: I WANT TO DRIVE THE VETTE TOPLESS
ME: … you or the car?