DAD: The hair thieves are in Venezuela. They make women put their hair in pony tails then cut them off…and sold for hair extensions. love dad
DAD: This is for real. honest. I wouldn’t be surprised if the same crime soon comes to a city near you. Love dad
ME: I’ll watch out. Thanks dad
DAD: Remember you are a prey item, a quarry, a target, a victim for some cold hearted, vicious, non-human. That’s why I mean it when I say ‘safety first’
Me: Daddy! Can I please please please have a cat?!
Dad: We have one already, he comes by every night and visits the trash
Me: I bought new curtains.
Mom: Send me a pic
Me: Sorry it’s blurry