Me: Are you having a fancy anniversary dinner?
Dad: Yes. Very. Scallops on a bed of mushrooms and pea risotto. Eating on the veranda overlooking the Pacific Ocean…with my bride by my side.
Me: Wow on your own veranda?
Dad: No just a big ass porch.
DAD: If u evr gt the chance 2 meet justin beaver, tll him to stay away frm u. i dnt want him touching u.
DAD: ur mom jst taught me how 2 txt. it took me 17 mins 2 rite tht.
DAD: luv u babycakes
DAD: i m proud of u
DAD: Are we bowling? If so, what time?
ME: Up to you!
DAD: Umm… whats the bowling vibe? Positive? Indifferent? Negative? On a scale of 1-5.