8.02.2013

confirmation needed

WhenParentsText.com

Dad: Your Mother and I are going to divorce next month. 
Me: WHAT!?!?!? 
Dad: Not divorce, Disney Studios. 
Dad: STUPID GALAXY S4! 

Me: Amanda Bynes pour gasoline on her dog and almost lit it on fire, how can you say she isn’t crazy? 
Dad: That’s not a big deal, I almost lit our dog on fire once. 

MOM: Mrs. Batman is sending forms. I will get notarized as soon as I get them :) 
ME: Batman? 
MOM: I meant to hit period. 
ME: Instead of… Batman? 

DAD: Channel 44, record, record, record!!!!! (five minutes later) 
 DAD: I need confirmation of recording!!!! (three minutes later) 
DAD: CONFIRMATION NEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
ME: You want to record Kim Kardashian’s wedding? 
DAD: Did you record it? 

MOM: I just saw your hair in the vacuum. Made me miss you. : ( 

And lastly, if you grew up in ATL, this is pretty spot on.

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