prom queen

Mom: i don’t care if youre the prom queen, youre not goin out tonight 

Dad: Where r u? 
Dad: We’re sitting on a hill 
Dad: My butt hurts fyi 
Dad: We saw a poodle here 

MOM: I just had my drivers license renewed i look like a convict with very colorful earrings now i am on way to country club 

MOM: do I use right click or left click to open a file? 
ME: ??? don’t you have a mac? 
MOM: how do I left click on a mac? it doesn’t work to use my left hand 

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