Mom: i don’t care if youre the prom queen, youre not goin out tonight
Dad: Where r u?
Dad: We’re sitting on a hill
Dad: My butt hurts fyi
Dad: We saw a poodle here
MOM: I just had my drivers license renewed i look like a convict with very colorful earrings now i am on way to country club
MOM: do I use right click or left click to open a file?
ME: ??? don’t you have a mac?
MOM: how do I left click on a mac? it doesn’t work to use my left hand