Mom: At work what’s up?
Me: I’m wearing your shirt with these linen shorts I just got…I look like you basically
Mom: You must look so hot! Send a pic!
Mom: I had Indian food for lunch.
MOM: It’s gone right through me like in Bride’s Maids.
Mom: I used 2 hashtags on Facebook today LOL. Boobsweat and thighsonleather lmao