Mom: How do I get to google on my computer? 
Me: Type in google.com into your address bar… 
Mom: What is address bar? 

MOM: I just had my drivers license renewed i look like a convict with very colorful earrings now i am on way to country club 

Grandma: get your papers done? 
 Me: you know it! 
Grandma: I was so happy today 
Grandma: I went and got drunk. 

Thanks to my friend Laura for telling me about this gem:

1 comment:

Kathleen said...

these are awful!