Mom: How do I get to google on my computer?
Me: Type in google.com into your address bar…
Mom: What is address bar?
MOM: I just had my drivers license renewed i look like a convict with very colorful earrings now i am on way to country club
Grandma: get your papers done?
Me: you know it!
Grandma: I was so happy today
Grandma: I went and got drunk.