MOM: I think the man that did our taxes is out of jail im gonna see if i can get a copy of them 

DAD: Holy smokes! I just found a little plastic film I had never peeled off my computer! I am going to peel it off! Wow! Really livin large tonight! 

MOM: will you go out tonight and party with your friends or stay home and eat meatballs alone again? 
ME: meatballs 
MOM: please go out I want grandchildren

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