like looking in a mirror


MOM: Easter dinner is Sunday night at our house. Hope u guys r free. Be there or be….oval (like an egg!) 

Mom: you left your phone at home. 
(ten minutes later) 
Mom: answer me, amy!!! 
Mom: seriously, not kidding! in big trouble if you dont!! 
(five minutes later) 
Mom: oh. you’re phone isn’t with you. have a good day at school! love you. 

Dad: I’m at a company-wide meeting in the Nationwide Arena. 
Me: Cool! Do you win prizes? Is there free food? 
Dad: No food. There was a Nationwide pin given. 
Me: A pin? That’s it?? 
Dad: They also gave us a pom pom. 

1 comment:

Kathleen said...

these are awful!