MOM: Easter dinner is Sunday night at our house. Hope u guys r free. Be there or be….oval (like an egg!)
Mom: you left your phone at home.
(ten minutes later)
Mom: answer me, amy!!!
Mom: seriously, not kidding! in big trouble if you dont!!
(five minutes later)
Mom: oh. you’re phone isn’t with you. have a good day at school! love you.
Dad: I’m at a company-wide meeting in the Nationwide Arena.
Me: Cool! Do you win prizes? Is there free food?
Dad: No food. There was a Nationwide pin given.
Me: A pin? That’s it??
Dad: They also gave us a pom pom.