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MOM: Why are you off facebook? 
ME: Time suck 
MOM: Right about that. I creep so hard. 

MOM: Who’s that one girl in Les Mis? 
ME: Which one? 
MOM: The one whose chest can always tell when it’s raining? 

MOM: Doing taxes 
ME: fun fun 
MOM: Just picked up the calculator to try to text you. 

MOM: How can I watch Twitter? 

MOM: Who is Frank Oceans and why is he singing about Forrest Gump?? 
MOM: Does he know life is like a box of chocolates???

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