ME: Time suck
MOM: Right about that. I creep so hard.
MOM: Who’s that one girl in Les Mis?
ME: Which one?
MOM: The one whose chest can always tell when it’s raining?
MOM: Doing taxes
ME: fun fun
MOM: Just picked up the calculator to try to text you.
MOM: How can I watch Twitter?
MOM: Who is Frank Oceans and why is he singing about Forrest Gump??
MOM: Does he know life is like a box of chocolates???

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