ME: thinking of dropping my educational technology class, thoughts?
DAD: drop it like it’s hot
ME: You’re the best.
DAD: You are. I’m just the mule pulling the cart of wonders (you kids).
ME: Did you ever smoke while you were pregnant with me? Be honest
(5 minutes later)
MOM: fine I had wine and a cig at my internship going away party and vomited into my briefcase on the train on the way home. Nice memory.
MOM: Yep. College not closed except for specific MLB event hours. 11:30 and 4:30 or somesuch.
MOM: Mlk. Autocorrect is racist.
MOM: On th wayy bak frm reunion be hoome son.
ME: Are you texting while you’re driving?
MOM: Yur fatherrr is drving im tryng to drnk my roadie