home birth or murder

When Parents Text:
MOM: Love ya. Have merry merry merry. Mom and Dad. Ps Dad laundered his I phone. Thank heavens for apple care. 4: 00 in the morning 

DAD: You are smart, beautiful, funny and tall I luv u. 
ME: Dad are you drunk? 
DAD: Ya, I would never say that when Im sober
 and last but not least:

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