MOM: ok tried taking pics of the cats but they were hissing at me
ME: Huh?? What cats??
MOM: I grew you in my stomach for nine months and then heaved you out! It was gruesome. And this is show you repay me.
ME: Mom, what did I do?!
MOM: You know what your offense is.
ME: No seriously what?
MOM: I can’t even talk to you right now.
ME: Mom? What?!
MOM: You ate the last brownie when I had clearly marked it as mine. You know how much it meant to me.
DAD: Your aunt sent me a Christmas card in case you’re interested.
DAD: You know…your moms sister, Sherry.
DAD: She hasn’t prettied up any either.
ME: She sent a picture?
ME: What are y’all doing tonight?
MOM: Dad has a dinner I will rock out at barnes and noble I think
ME: Can butter be substitued with stick margarine when making banana bread?? I got the wrong kind.
MOM: Probably? I would go for it! YOLO!!!
Last Saturday we had a Halloween party, the Anderson's Annual Werewolf Bar Mitzvah. If you are unfamiliar with what this means, click here. It's something we want to have every year, and hopefully it will get bigger and better every year. We had a good turnout and some awesome costumes. Thanks to everyone who came!
Myer was a conductor!
Matt's brain jello shots
Yes, we are still in college.
A flapper and a zombie Oktoberfest man (he died on our wedding day)
Mitt and Ann Romney