ME: Brian Wilson got kicked out of the Beach Boys?!
DAD: BW is a musical genius and the Beach Boys would be pounding sand without him.
MOM: Dad is eating cheerios from publix. He keeps calling them pube-os.
MOM: Thinking of you…..watching Jumanji.
ME: i tried taking the dog out but he wouldn’t pee
MOM: You have to squeeze his head and then he’ll pee. hahaha. xoxoxo.
ME: How’s jury duty? Will you be kept in a secure location during the trial?
MOM: Yes, I should emerge in the spring when the snow melts. Jury selection is exactly like a reaping. Including having a video about our great justice system. It gave me the creeps. The only thing they didn’t do is draw blood.
MOM: And nobody volunteered to take my place! I’m the Katniss of the courtroom.
ME: Do you have a bow and arrow?
MOM: No. I have a pad & pen. Be warned. And afraid.
MOM: When you get a chance call me. I need to ask you something about Buddhism. I am going out with a man who is a Buddhist and is going to Loseling Monastery to attend classes next year. Is that like atheism? Namaste. Mom