funny fridays

When Parents Text:
ME: the weather here is making me break out. 
DAD: I used to have such bad acne. One day i fell asleep in the library. I woke up to a blind man reading my face. 

ME: How’s catering? 
MOM: Good. Tired. Weird group. Kind of hipsters. 30ish. All about spirituality and sex 50 of them 
ME: Hahaha you know what a hipster is? 
MOM: No. What is it 
MOM: The guys where hats. The women are dressed sexual. Tight and weird. 
ME: Hahaha pretty much!

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