When Parents Text:
ME: the weather here is making me break out.
DAD: I used to have such bad acne. One day i fell asleep in the library. I woke up to a blind man reading my face.
ME: How’s catering?
MOM: Good. Tired. Weird group. Kind of hipsters. 30ish. All about spirituality and sex 50 of them
ME: Hahaha you know what a hipster is?
MOM: No. What is it
MOM: The guys where hats. The women are dressed sexual. Tight and weird.
ME: Hahaha pretty much!