at times I was funny...

I love looking back at old g chat conversations with friends from 2009 and laughing at how ridiculous I was am.

me: my friends say my best quality (besides my calves) is that im inclusive

  

4:00 PM Friend: what do you do with your calves to use them?

4:01 PM me: ?

 Friend: as your best quality you must "use" them....

4:03 PM       me: well i want to join a coed soccer team

4:04 PM Friend: gooooood

  and....

4:05 PM me: ha

  when im standing at a bar, i just raise my heels up and down until a guy notices and buys me a drink

  works about 95% of the time

4:06 PM Friend: WOW

 me: i know

  they call me the calf siren

 Friend: just the mental image is exciting

4:07 PM me: i know