From whenparentstext:
MOM: I’m watching Anderson Cooper and the topic is favorite children. Do either of you feel that Dad and I have a favorite child? And if yes, who do you think it is? xxoo
DAD: A raccoon is eating a dead squirrel on a roof near our house
ME: Ewww I didn’t want to know that
DAD: A small crowd has gathered
DAD: COKE FARTS!
ME: …what?
DAD: uk how when u open a bottle of DC how theres like a WHOOSH and then a SHHH? well itsa fart a coke fart.
ME: umm noo…
MOM: The 2 power outlets in front of me look like faces, with very surprised expressions :-O
MOM: Iam boreeeeed
1 comment:
um. oh.my.gosh. literally HILARIOUS! especially the family tracksuit photo. be still my soul. :)
have fun at the lake!
xo
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