Here are your Funny Fridays! Enjoy.
DAD: i just got a 50th birthday card from the state of delaware telling me to enjoy my special day and to get a rectal colon exam. Wtf not kidding.
GRANDMA: Are you okay? You haven’t played Words With Friends in awhile.
MOM: What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?
ME: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
MOM: Ok, I will ask your sister.
ME: Happy Birthday!
MOM: 39 lb cat on Anderson Cooper