DAD: i just got a 50th birthday card from the state of delaware telling me to enjoy my special day and to get a rectal colon exam. Wtf not kidding.
GRANDMA: Are you okay? You haven’t played Words With Friends in awhile. MOM: What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean? ME: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later. MOM: Ok, I will ask your sister.
ME: Happy Birthday! MOM: 39 lb cat on Anderson Cooper
1 comment:
mexican ass roll, lol.
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