MOM: Sorry I met play BY yourself.
MOM: I’m leaving for the weekend so I hid $100 in your room for food, clean your room and you will find it.
Talking about Dancing with the Stars:
MOM: Sherri got voted off :’(
MOM: I cried. Pulling myself together.
MOM: I had a dream that dad and I went to visit u and u were in ur dorm room with several other ppl sleeping and drinking and u were lying in the bed next to a drunk guy who peed in the bed while sleeping drunk. Dad and I had to leave and go to a hotel we felt so uncomfortable
ME: I just got me Easter basket in the mail, thanks!
DAD: You’re welcome. But it is too soon. You should get really drunk Saturday night and hide your easter basket then you will be able to have a legit easter basket hunt.