For Laura...

MOM: If you can’t get a ride you’ll have to play with yourself until I can get you at 4:00.
MOM: Sorry I met play BY yourself.

MOM: I’m leaving for the weekend so I hid $100 in your room for food, clean your room and you will find it.

Talking about Dancing with the Stars:
MOM: Sherri got voted off :’(
MOM: I cried. Pulling myself together.

MOM: I had a dream that dad and I went to visit u and u were in ur dorm room with several other ppl sleeping and drinking and u were lying in the bed next to a drunk guy who peed in the bed while sleeping drunk. Dad and I had to leave and go to a hotel we felt so uncomfortable

ME: I just got me Easter basket in the mail, thanks!
DAD: You’re welcome. But it is too soon. You should get really drunk Saturday night and hide your easter basket then you will be able to have a legit easter basket hunt.


Unknown said...

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Rachael L. Anderson said...

Thank you so much Cara! Nice to (virtually) meet you!