3.09.2012

when parents text

DAD: I want grandchildren do something


ME: Today is Oreo’s 100th bday!
MOM: Who is oreo?


MOM: Your dad ate the restaurant fish in ingle wood and he shit on himself twice so don’t go there


ME: Yeah me too, but I think she’ll be good. I think the cast is a million times better than twilight at least.
MOM: But Bella has such an expressive face…
ME: hahahahahha good one
MOM: :| That’s my bella expression.


ME: Mom, I was accepted to the class in Japan!
MOM: I already saw that on Twitter. So 5 minutes ago.


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