MOM: Just watched never say never and am going to bed w a fever.
MOM: There is a meeting tonight at your school. Your principal is discussing innapropriate dancing
MOM: What’s grinding?
MOM: Oh no its at the same time as your gymnastics meet. Which do you think has a higher entertainment value?
DAD: What happened when the dentist gave Chuck Norris novacane?
DAD: He was a numb-chuck.
MOM: It’s really hard when you get new shoes and nobody wants to talk about them.
Have a great weekend!!