DAD: Look around
DAD: That is so twentieth century
ME: I’m setting my alarm. what do you want your four digit passcode to be?
MOM: OMG. I’m at the store and there are pop tarts floating above a shelf!
ME: Are you sure they’re not just on clear shelves?
(2 minutes later)
MOM: Yup, you were right. They’re on clear shelves. LOL.
ME: Moms taking you to the store to get a vest?
DAD: I want to look like a backstreet boy…
ME: Oh my god please reconsider
DAD: Why…vests are in…with jeans