funny fridays-2.10

DAD: Do you watch jersey shore?
ME: No. Do you?
DAD: Well….
ME: You do?
DAD: When you watch JS you know your own world is better. I know I haven’t always made the best choices but at least they’re better than JS.

ME: I am missing my most favorite jeans. Can you look around the house and see if they are there?
MOM: They are not in the laundry, nor on my awesome body.

ME: Did you watch the puppy star wars commercial?
DAD: The VW one where they bark out the song?
ME: Yeah!
DAD: Yes, I sent them the idea.

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