funny fridays-1.6

DAD: Hi..only news..had a wisdom tooth pulled..put under my pillow..got an IOU from that crummy fairy..things r tuff ..


MOM: is flo ridea a girl or a boy

• MOM: hi honey
• MOM: hi honey
• MOM: hewwwooo?!
• MOM: why are you ignoring me?
• MOM: is it because I told the ladies in the beauty salon that you’re having your period?
• ME: …what?! my phone was just off…

• MOM: Are feather earrings passé?
• ME: Kinda… depends on the earrings.
• MOM: :/
• MOM: I already bought them.
• MOM: I don’t want to be passé!
• (15 minutes later)
• MOM: I got you some earrings.

• DAD: Who is Sacha Baron Cohen’s wife?
• ME: Isla Fisher.
• DAD: CCE!
• ME: What is that?
• DAD: Cutest Couple Ever!

Happy Friday everyone! I'm going to Nashville with some college friends this weekend. What are y'all plans?