MOM: is flo ridea a girl or a boy
- MOM: hi honey
- MOM: hi honey
- MOM: hewwwooo?!
- MOM: why are you ignoring me?
- MOM: is it because I told the ladies in the beauty salon that you’re having your period?
- ME: …what?! my phone was just off…
- MOM: Are feather earrings passé?
- ME: Kinda… depends on the earrings.
- MOM: :/
- MOM: I already bought them.
- MOM: I don’t want to be passé!
- (15 minutes later)
- MOM: I got you some earrings.
- DAD: Who is Sacha Baron Cohen’s wife?
- ME: Isla Fisher.
- DAD: CCE!
- ME: What is that?
- DAD: Cutest Couple Ever!
Happy Friday everyone! I'm going to Nashville with some college friends this weekend. What are y'all plans?

1 comment:
haha funny :)
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