ME: I have to get up in front of the class tomorrow in public speaking! :((
MOM: Remember…you are supposed to imagine everybody in their underwear…to ease your anxiety…don’t wet your pants that happened to a boy in my 3rd grade class I still remember it…in high school he turned to drugs…i dont know if there was a connection to the two…just sayin…
ME: I saw you leaving Kroger….why did you ignore me? :-(
DAD: you had on your pajamas. In public.
DAD: consider yourself judged.
MOM: R u watching the globes?
MOM: What is Seth Groban in?
ME: Yes I am watching. Seth is in a lot of movies.
MOM: So can u just text who everyone is
ME: I will try
MOM: Why aren’t u in that whale movie?
MOM: UPDATE: MOM FINISHES COFFEE. HEADS INTO FREDDIES. 10:16 AM
MOM: Did i just kinda tweet?
MOM: Om! Jesse C. is pumping gas in shorts.
ME: Haha, was that like an OMG?
MOM: Yup. Christian version.