funny fridays-12.9

MOM: I’m at the basketball game. They’re playing dynamite but I’m sitting still. Be proud.

• ME: I have my big event tomorrow!! 250 people
• Mom: Eggselent! Good LuCk Baby
• ME: Thanks
• Mom: I wish u a sky full of lighters
• ME: Lol what
• Mom: Here’s 2 u + me livin out our dreams 

• Dad: Mom died
• (5 minutes later)
• Dad: Mom’s phone died. Sorry.