funny fridays-12.9

MOM: I’m at the basketball game. They’re playing dynamite but I’m sitting still. Be proud.

  • ME: I have my big event tomorrow!! 250 people
  • Mom: Eggselent! Good LuCk Baby
  • ME: Thanks
  • Mom: I wish u a sky full of lighters
  • ME: Lol what
  • Mom: Here’s 2 u + me livin out our dreams 

  • Dad: Mom died
  • (5 minutes later)
  • Dad: Mom’s phone died. Sorry.

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