MOM: I’m at the basketball game. They’re playing dynamite but I’m sitting still. Be proud.
- ME: I have my big event tomorrow!! 250 people
- Mom: Eggselent! Good LuCk Baby
- ME: Thanks
- Mom: I wish u a sky full of lighters
- ME: Lol what
- Mom: Here’s 2 u + me livin out our dreams
- Dad: Mom died
- (5 minutes later)
- Dad: Mom’s phone died. Sorry.

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