funny fridays-11.18

MOM: What does hmu mean? My guess is hug my underwear. Dad says help many unicorns.

  • ME: Why don’t you ever text me?
  • MOM: How are you? Are you stylish today?

  • DAD: Important question
  • ME: Yes?
  • DAD: Is winnie the pooh a girl? or a boy? i’ve been researching at work all morning
  • ME: He’s a boy
  • DAD: Then what is winnie short for? Isn’t that a girls name?
  • ME: Winston
  • DAD: No, that’s not it

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