- ME: Why don’t you ever text me?
- MOM: How are you? Are you stylish today?
- DAD: Important question
- ME: Yes?
- DAD: Is winnie the pooh a girl? or a boy? i’ve been researching at work all morning
- ME: He’s a boy
- DAD: Then what is winnie short for? Isn’t that a girls name?
- ME: Winston
- DAD: No, that’s not it
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