MOM: CALL. I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SPIDER-MAN COMING INTO THE OFFICE TODAY. COSTUME. SQUEEZED IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES. LOL MY EYES ARE STILL BURNING.
DAD: I am sitting with your mother at a burger king, she got a kids meal because it came with a kaliediscope.
DAD: Mom made me stop at the Outlet Mall. We will never get home. Call and report the credit card has been stolen.
GRANDMA: So, so sorry to hear about your bike. I hope the jerk that stole the bike falls off the bike and their face hits a pile of dog S–T. Hopefully a big dog pile like a saint bernard or a grate dane. Almost wish you had cows in the area…that would be a good one. If it any consolation Grandpa fixed up my bike and hopefully you can get some use out of it. It’s red with a nice comfortable seat (has to be to fit my big ass) oops! that was not my voice. You will have to check it out.