



- MOM: when you get home from class you need to separate you and your sisters underwear from the clean laundry pile. I can’t figure out whose dental floss belongs to who.
- MOM: I have book club tonight, I don’t need them seeing your stringy underwear.
- MOM: love you.
- ME: Hey dad
- DAD: tyfcmt
- ME: Was that a word??
- DAD: i shortened it
- ME: From what??
- DAD: thank you for calling me today. thought it would be easier shorter.
- ME: Weirdest part’s that I had a feeling that’s what you meant.
Have a great weekend!!

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