Portable Computer Fail:

- ME: Mom you can just go to the app store and get the app for you iPad
- MOM: It’s too late here
- ME: What do you mean?
- MOM: It’s 9pm
- ME: and…
- MOM: It’s 9pm SOO I will have to wait until the morning to go to the apple store!!
- MOM: meet in your room
- (5 minutes later)
- MOM: never mind we will meet you at the promenade
- (5 minutes later)
- MOM: would it be ok to meet in your room?
- (5 minutes later)
- MOM: never mind once again in the promenade
- ME: haha your killing me
- MOM: dad vs mom
- ME: The Office is on tonight!!!!!
- MOM: Do do dododododo
- ME: What??
- MOM: The theme song
- DAD: What one-word communication did Steve Jobs give when resigning as CEO of Apple?
- ME: ?
- DAD: iQuit
- DAD: you have to come home now its an emergency! no time to explain just get home now!
- ME: What? is everything ok?
- (10 minutes later)
- ME: Ok dad im on the train home whats wrong???
- DAD: remember that turtle that was laying eggs in the yard?
- ME: What? no?
- DAD: the eggs are hatching!
- ME: OMG dad are you serious? what are you talking about? you made me leave in the middle of some importaint shit.
- DAD: baby turtles!
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