funny fridays-8.19

• MOM: There is a war
• (1 hour later)
• MOM: Ning
• MOM: There is a warning for a really bad thunderstom

• ME: I am going to Madi’s house.
• MOM: please don’t watch jersey shore, we will talk about your rights to watch that show later
• ME: really mom? You think I will start acting like them?
• (2 minutes later)
• DAD: Kelly, moral decay is insidious
• DAD: Who does these 2 songs: 1) Do do do do doot do do do 2) String around my finger…linger Love the songs. Female singer. Who?

MOM: How do I rewind the DVD so I can bring it back to Blockbuster without getting a fee?