- MOM: I can’t find the pretzels…never mind I found them.
- ME: I feel like that had no point…
- MOM: I don’t know how to cancel a text once I’ve started it.

- ME: Mom, can i get grandma’s phone number?
- MOM:
- ME: That was blank
- MOM: k.onesec
- MOM:
- ME: I’ll just call you…

- ME: Ma, Amanda had her baby!
- MOM: she did? how do you know?
- ME: She posted it online.
- MOM: Whats online?
- ME: Ma! really? online is that crazy thing some of us call the internet that holds things like facebook and whenparentstext.com

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