MOM: I found a chair for your room.
ME: Think it will fit?
MOM: Ok nvm. I just tried sitting omn it. Its too soft.
ME: Haha did you fall over?
MOM: Yes. How did u know
ME: Man I wish I saw that
MOM: Shut up
DAD: Never wear a bright yellow shirt on the golf course. The male bubble bees keep trying to pollinate me. Dad