MOM: Your dad just went in the bathroom with a newspaper and the cats followed him in. He said enter at your own risk. It’ll probably be the last time they do that! I hope they make it out alive! TMI?????????
(1 hour later)
MOM: Sorry…went to spin…hope the cats are ok.
MOM: WHoo! dad and I watchving game at bar!!1 free jello shots every time they score. Are you having a fun friday night lovely daughter of mine?
ME: Aparently not as fun as you.
(10 mins later)
MOM: Is it okay if I eat my jello shot with a spoon? I dont want to look un-cool.
MOM: Whats a woot is it one of those new words
Have a wonderful weekend!