Monday, May 20, 2013

merry go 'round

I have been listening to this song over and over. It's kinda depressing, but so good!

Friday, May 17, 2013

perm mullet

WhenParentsText.com:

Me: You don’t happen to do make-up too, do you? 
Uncle: Only if you want to look like a hooker 

Mom: I wanted to send you ice cream in your care package but your dad said no. 

Me: knock knock 
Mom: Who’s there? We had to leave dinner and miss the movie to take your grandmother to the hospital. 

Dad: next week if you see a strange mountain man cleaning up the sides of our house I hired him 
Dad: his name is Happy 

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

big news!

I have good news! We are under contract (again) for a house we love! It is in walking distance to the Marietta square, more in our price range than the last house, and has the cutest yard for Maebe! Given all goes well with the inspection and appraisal, we will close on June 11th. Here is a picture of the house:

Friday, May 10, 2013

lobster baby

MOM: Many thanks for the scrumptious chocolate strawberries! 
Emoticon: Pic of tiny cute animal munching with some chocolate crumbs found on the corners of her/his mouth. 

DAD: found my tooth 
DAD: meeting dentist at 430 to put it back in love you dad 

DAD: We got billed by jamster.com cos u clicked on a text msg on Feb 28 
ME: Omg I am so sorry I didn’t even know! 
DAD: I know. It is a scam. Many ppl have been taken in to the dark side. You were one of them. Goodbye. 

DAD: Did you talk to my plants yet? It helps them grow 
ME: Not Yet. I’ve been too shy to introduce myself 
DAD: The cucumbers and peppers are pretty open. Make sure you introduce yourself to the tomatoes before you start dialogue. 

MOM: The front door is unlocked and the possum is raiding the front porch trash so don’t be startled. Love you & good night. 

MOM: When u get home you may find the carton of my milk somewhere odd. I don’t know where I put it and I can’t find it. 

DAD: Mom got a new lemonade pitcher. But the picture on the front is misleading because it has ice floating in the lemonade. 
ME: Why is it misleading? Ice does float.
DAD: Oh.



Monday, May 6, 2013

flapper girl

My sweet husband gave me a $15 iTunes gift card to I was able to buy a few new songs! Love this one from the Lumineers.